Volts From Underground
A work in progress...
Chapter 1 Traversing the City
Sal Manda
was tired. This was his standard condition. He woke up tired. He frequently
stayed up late at night because he was too tired to go to bed. He shuffled
around town in worn out shoes, looking like a guy who needed to take a week
off.
He
couldn't take time off because he didn't have a regular job. His business card described him as a private
investigator, but he didn't have an office and he didn't actively seek out jobs
from those kinds of people who hire investigators, such as small businessmen and
upper middle class wives. He just walked from coffee shop to diner to
speakeasy, spending what little money he had and listening to gossip, hoping to
somehow turn something he heard into income.
When
he left school in the sixth grade, he was a real go-getter, tagging along on
his father's ice truck, building his muscles lugging huge blocks of ice up two
or three flights, sometimes more. This was back around the turn of the century,
when
As
Sal rose toward manhood, the city of
For
a couple of years things looked good for Sal, and then the slow decline of the
city caught up to him. He ran out of
new places to try, and there just wasn't enough repeat business. Now five years after his release from
service, he felt he was a has-been that never had his chance to shine. He hated
prohibition. It seemed to turn the whole
population into criminals. Even those who didn't break the law seemed to have
no respect for the rules that were supposed to make civilized living a comfort
and joy.
It
was spring now, and city was coming alive like a clan of bears awakening from
hibernation. The streets were alive with activity, sputtering cars jockeying
for position in competition with streetcars and horse drawn carriages. They made an incredible racket clattering
across the cobblestones. The sidewalks were crowded with people both standing
still and moving in all directions.
Sal
paused and leaned on a lamp post at the corner of Bleeker
and
A
few feet behind him he noticed a crowd had gathered around a man who had an
accordion slung around his neck. The man was holding a leash and at the other
end of it was a very active monkey, that seemed to be everywhere at once. The monkey held a tin cup and
he was thrusting it in people's faces. They were laughing and mostly ignoring
the cup, while nodding their heads in time to the traditional Italian folk
songs emanating from the squeezebox.
Sal
saw that near the street performer, the proprietor of a fruit stand was also
engrossed in the show. And while his attention was distracted. A very shabby man
was loading fruit into a canvas sack partially hidden behind his back. He would
take an apple, glance around guiltily and then reach behind him and let it fall
gently into the bag. Sal studied the
man. He hadn't shaved in a few weeks and his uneven beard made him look like he
had seen a lot of hard times. His eyes were sunken and showed lack of sleep. His hair hadn't been combed in a long
time. His jacket was missing one pocket
and another was hanging by a thread. His shoes were scuffed so badly that Sal
could not determine the original color.
Sal
edged closer to the owner of the fruit stand, a man Sal knew slightly. His name
to one and all was Signor Rigatoni. Sal put his hand on Rigatoni's shoulder and
bent slightly to say softly in his ear "I think you have a problem,
Signor." He placed a hand on Rigatoni's shoulder and guided him to turn in
the direction of the man, who was already picking up the sack from the bottom
and turning to walk away.
Sal
yelled, "Hey, you!" and pushed his way through the crowd in attempt
to grab hold of the shaggy man. As soon as he heard Sal's voice, the shaggy man
hoisted the bag a little higher, wrapped his arm around it like it was football
and at first walked more quickly, but soon broke into a trot and then a full
fledged sprint.
Sal
finally broke free of the crowd and began to run himself. Never a very fast
runner, he was sure the man could outrun him, but he counted on the bag of
fruit to slow the man down enough to equalize the contest. But the man also realized this and flung the
sack in the gutter and disappeared around a corner. By the time Sal reached the
corner, the man has nowhere to be seen.
Sal
picked up the fruit and put it back in the bag. Most of it was ok. No marks. A
couple of pieces would have to be thrown away, or offered to the animals that
prowled around the fruit stand. Sal walked the hundred yards back to the stand
and handed the bag to Signor Rigatoni, who wailed his analysis of the health of
each piece of fruit as he put it back on his cart. He unpeeled a brutalized banana and handed it
to the street performer's monkey, who was standing nearby at the end of his
leash while his owner smoked a cigarette.
"Sal, you a good man, a true friend. I like to help you some way. But I no got
much to spare. You know times are
getting tough. But here's a half a dollar as a reward for your kindness."
Sal
took the large coin in his palm with a wry grin on his face. He wondered what he would do with the
unexpected windfall. He decided to
venture out to the outskirts of town and take a look around. He walked to the
corner and hoisted himself onto a street car that had taken on half a dozen
other passengers. He handed the conductor his fifty cent piece and pocketed his
forty five cents change.
The
streetcar crawled along
Finally
the streetcar turned right onto
Sal
jingled the forty five cents in his pocket. Maybe a cup of coffee would perk
him up. He spotted a cafe that he had been in several times before a block
ahead. He shuffled over the sidewalk in
his laconic manner, enjoying the brisk spring breeze.
A
large cowbell attached to the top of the door to the cafe announced Sal's
entrance to the half dozen customers sitting on stools along the counter toward
the back of the cafe. There was nobody
at any of the several tables adorned with checkered tablecloths. There were a couple
of stools unoccupied and Sal slipped onto one in the far corner, catching the
eye of the young counter boy and saying in a soft voice, "Joe." This
was the customary term for coffee at that time in places such as the ones Sal
frequented. The counter boy gave a curt nod and soon returned with a steaming
cup. Sal added neither sugar nor milk to the coffee and did not wait for it to
cool before taking the first sip.
The
conversations up and down the counter were mainly about sports, with a little
politics thrown in. With spring came
baseball, and the fortunes of the
The
political discussions centered on the continuing amazement of the fact that
Mayor Frederick Gillmore returned to office for his
second term. He left the Mayor's post after just one term that ended in 1911,
but returned as part of a statewide tide that swept Democratic Party candidates
into office throughout the state. This was surprising in view of Republican
Calvin Coolidge's solid support among
Sal
didn't participate in the discussions. He sipped his coffee, stared longingly
at the glass counter behind the bar that displayed several varieties of pies with slices cut
out of them. Sal was not ready to eat yet.
The
effects of the caffeine were beginning to penetrate Sal's senses and he rose to
make his way to the door. Before he got there, a man from the other end of the
cafe got up and intercepted Sal before he left.
Sal recognized him: Frankie Cirro, a man who
had hired Sal to do a small job a few years ago.
"Hey, Manda! Long time, no see! Where you been keeping yourself?"
"Ah,
here and there, trying to stay busy.
Haven't heard nothing about you. Still in the same
racket?"
"Nah,
I don't sell women's clothes no more. I set up a movie theater over on
"Sounds
good, Frankie. You get a lot of people
watching those movies nowadays, don't ya?"
"Yeah
we fill the seats pretty good, as long as we can find some flick that nobody
else in town is showing yet. It's a
scramble, going to
"Well
that's great. Say, if you ever need any investigating done, don't forget old
Sal. I got time on my hands at the moment, and..."
"Nothing right now, Sal, sorry. But you still in that
little apartment over on
"Yeah."
"Then
I know where to find you. I don't live so far from there myself. I still live with my Mom and Dad, can you
imagine? Up
"Great."
Sal turned to leave. Frankie put his hand on Sal's shoulder.
"I
almost forgot. I heard a couple of guys mentioning your name a couple of weeks
ago. I didn't hear what they were saying, but they were well dressed and they
didn't look like they were from around here. Maybe they were looking for
you."
"Where
did you see this?"
"In a speakeasy on the west side,
"Wonder
what they wanted?"
"No
clue. Well, see you later, pal."
"Yeah, later." Sal left the shop as Frankie turned
back to his place at the bar, with his half eaten pie waiting for him.
Sal
continued his trek up
Now
the park was lined with tall bristly hedge bushes. Sal couldn't see into the
park at all, but he heard voices coming from the other side of the bushes. One
was a gruff man's voice, talking in unintelligible undertones. Another voice was distinctly female, rising
in volume as the tone of anxiety in the voice increased. Soon Sal heard phrases
such as "Stop it!" and "Back off!" these were repeated
several times, and then there was the alarmed "If you don't leave now I
will call for help."
Sal
was already crossing the street, looking for a break in the hedges, when he
heard the female voice cry out for help.
He had to sprint a half block back to the beginning of the hedges, but
it was only the work of a moment to recover his lost ground. He did not find
the scene he was expecting to see. yes there was a burly man roughly holding the arm of a
fairly well dressed woman. But as soon as Sal approached them, the man spun
around and pointed a very ugly pistol in the direction of Sal's midriff. The woman, far from looking alarmed, had a
very self satisfied smug expression on her face.
Sal
raised his hands in the air to indicate his submission to the superior force.
Chapter 2 Hustle and Bustle
It
was only nine in the morning and the wide expanse of
A
smallish woman strode through the crowds as if they were objects on an obstacle
course that she needed to just barely avoid as she aimed to achieve her objective in the most
efficient manner possible. She wore a
hat that was several seasons out of style and a jacket that had seen better
days, but was in good repair. Her expression was one of focussed
determination. Her name was Penelope Potts, known to one and all as Pepper, an
indomitable bundle of energy. Her
objective this morning was to get into Woolworths,
buy what she needed and return home with the goods as quickly as she could.
Pepper
was out of work at the moment. She had graduated from high school and tried
several trades such as seamstress and sales clerk, but they did not suit her,
and she was not one to stick around where she did not find herself
interested. Her father was a well
established obstetrician. Her father and mother said it was fine with them if
she stayed home and helped with the family chores until she found a man or
found herself. It was progressive of
them to think that finding a man was secondary to figuring out what she wanted
to do with her life. Pepper had several boyfriends, but never found herself getting serious with any of them. They were fine for tennis and golf, but she
didn't care to spend moonlit evenings floating around a lake with them in a
small craft.
She
swept across the street a second or two before the traffic policeman waved to
the waiting throng. The policeman gave her a stern glance as she crossed
at the head of the pack, but she easily ignored him. The Woolworth's opened precisely at nine and the a clerk was just unlocking the door from the inside as
Pepper reached for the handle. He managed to open it wide before her hand
reached the handle. With a wide grin he
said "Good morning, Pepper." She was well known to most of the clerks in the
store.
Inside
the store, long narrow aisles stretched into the distance for what looked like
forever. On either sides of the aisles,
items where piled into bins. Most of the
items had prices of five or ten cents and the variety was mind boggling. Upstairs there were more expensive items such
as rugs and clothing, but on the ground floor the bargains ruled.
Pepper
returned the gentlemanly young clerk's smile wordlessly and hurried to the
notions counter where she collected a half dozen items that her mother asked
her to procure: pins, needles, thread and several other small objects. She knew the price of each one and by the
time she reached the sales counter she had reached in her purse and counted out
the exact change needed for the purchase. The sales clerk was well aware of
Pepper's expertise in these matters and only glanced at her objects and the
coins placed in his hands before he rang up the amount on his cash register.
"Thanks, Pepper" he said as she took the bagged items from the
clerk. She gave him another of her
wordless smiles and strode toward the door.
Outside
the wind was picking up and Pepper drew her jacket close around her, thinking
she should have dressed for colder weather.
The advent of spring made her think that summer was right around the
corner, but the cold would linger in the area for at least several more weeks.
She knew the next bus that was heading toward her home on the Parkway would not
arrive for twenty minutes or more, so she decided to walk a few blocks up
She
peered into the faces of the people who were walking toward her on the
sidewalk, searching for familiar faces. Finding none, she tried to listen to
scraps of conversations to see if there was anything interesting going on that
she did not already know about. As she was about to pass the Gold Dome Savings
Bank, she saw several figures emerge and stand in the doorway. One was clearly a bank employee, dressed in a
dapper suit with a carnation in his lapel. The other two were large men,
dressed in heavy coats that gave the impression that they did not admit that
winter was over. One of them was old and
grizzled looking, but still large and powerful looking. The other was slightly
shorter, well groomed with a look of aloofness that proclaimed his disinterest
in the conversation of the other two men.
When
Pepper approached, her ears perked up as she heard them mention a name she
knew.
"I
assure you, gentlemen," the bank employee was saying "that this Manda
does not now nor ever before had an account in our institution."
"I
can't understand it,"
the grizzled man growled. "We've been to every financial
institution in the city and no one admits to doing business with Salvatore
Antonio Manda. What does he do, stuff his money in a
mattress? Does he pay cash for everything? Or maybe he sleeps in an alley and
eats out of a garbage can."
He
went on, but Pepper had passed out of audible range. Wow, someone's looking
pretty hard for Sal Manda, she thought. She knew Sal for ages as a guy who always had
an interesting story to tell. She had
met him when she briefly worked as a waitress at a donut shop uptown a few
years ago. She knew he must have some money because he never left the shop
hungry and he was a decent tipper. She
would have to remember to let him know about this conversation the next time
she ran into him on her wanderings around town.
Pepper
crossed the street and strode to the bus stop a minute or two before the bus
arrived. She boarded and found a vacant seat near the middle of the bus and sat
down. The bus rumbled up
It
was shortly after ten in the morning when she got off the bus and quick marched
the few yards to her front walk. There
were still small piles of snow lining the walk, and she thought that a few good
sunny days would take care of it. She
was always delighted when the snow turned from slush into a memory.
Inside
the house she presented the items from Woolworths to
her mother as if she were a big game hunter bringing home a trophy animal. Her mother smiled at her and took the items,
rising from her breakfast table to go to her sewing nook and set to work on her
morning tasks. Pepper looked around the
house for her father, finding him in the cellar, dressed in old clothes and
going through gardening equipment. He wouldn't
have to visit his patients or hold office hours until the afternoon, so he was
indulging in his principle hobby. Gardening occupied his time throughout the
late spring through mid fall, and it occupied his thoughts the rest of the
year, as he read magazines and books on gardens both vegetable and floral.
Pepper
asked her father if there was anything special he need
her to do for him, but he told her just to go ahead with her usual tasks. She went to a shelf and removed a container
of chemicals her father had combined for the cleaning of the bathroom, and took
it upstairs. The bathroom was on the
second floor, where all the bedrooms were. Pepper took out all the furniture
and set to work scrubbing the commode and the floor tiles until they were
almost blinding in their cleanliness. That done, she scrubbed
the sink with similar vigor and stood back to admire her efforts.
The
sun was streaming through the window. It felt like the temperature had jumped
about ten degrees over the last hour.
She longed to be outside again.
She returned her cleaning materials to the basement and headed for the
kitchen. There wasn't much in the icebox, but she cobbled together a sandwich
with bits of leftover chicken and some slightly moldy cheese.
She
found her mother bent over a dress, fixing a torn seam. "I'm going out for
a little while, Mother. I'll do some more cleaning when I get back. It's too nice outside to miss the day."
"Goodbye, dear. Have a nice walk and stay safe,"
her mother said.
Pepper's
spring jacket was the perfect cover now for her spring walk and her sensible
shoes made her feel like she was floating down the sidewalks of the city. The sun was high in the sky and bright. She
felt like a million dollars, and thrilled to the chatter of hundreds of birds
in the sky, in the trees and on the the telephone
wires. She had no clear
destination. There weren't many people
out walking and those that did pass her by did not make eye contact. She felt like she was invisible, walking on
an alien planet for the first time in the history of mankind.
The
buds on the trees were waving back and forth in the breeze, just barely hiding
the leaves waiting to unfurl and fill the city with green splendor. There were a few early flowers peeking out of
the ground near some of the houses she passed by.
Turning
onto
As
she approached the bottom of the hill, Pepper walked by a large house with an
expansive front lawn. On the brown grass
that had only recently reappeared from underneath months of snow, was a card
table arrayed with cups and a pitcher of a pink liquid. In back of the table, four small children
milled about. There were two straight back chairs and no two children stayed in
them for more than a moment at a time. If they didn't jump up on their own
accord to take care of some whim they were pushed off by another child with the
unstoppable need to sit.
Pepper
stopped in front of the children and two of them shouted out in near harmony
"Buy some lemonade, lady?"
They
were cute, if a trifle overactive.
Pepper smiled and asked "How much?"
"One
penny a cup" one of the smallest ones said.
Pepper
pulled a tiny purse out of her jacket pocket and searched through it,
pretending as if it was a giant sack with a million items in it. "Now let's see, what's this? No...that's not a
penny. What about this. Ah, here it is!" She reached out a hand holding the tiny copper coin,
and the largest child took the coin and deposited it in a cardboard cigar box
at one end of the card table. Another
kid poured the lemonade into a two ounce cup and handed it to Pepper, who
looked at it skeptically. "Who made this?" she asked.
"My
mother," said a little girl.
"Does
your mother know you are out here selling her lemonade?" This brought no
response.
"Where
is your mother?"
A
tiny kid said in a tiny voice
"Lying down."
"Lying
down? Where?"
"In the kitchen."
"The Kitchen!
Quick, which is your house."
All
of them pointed straight back across the lawn. Pepper sprinted up the garden
path to the house with the children trailing behind her. A back door was
unlocked and it was the work of a moment to walk in and find the kitchen. A
tall woman in a long apron was stretched out flat on her back. There was an
ugly red bruise on her forehead, but there was no other blood to be seen.
Pepper's eyes quickly scanned the kitchen and settled on a large shiny metal
spatula. She grabbed it and put it close
to the supine woman's nose. A very fine
fog settled on the surface of the spatula.
"She's alive, thank goodness" Pepper thought as she rushed out
of the house, wondering what would be the fastest way to summon help.
Chapter 3 - The Professor Searches On
It
only takes a small cloud crossing across the sky at just the right angle to
block out the sun for a few minutes.
This cloud was almost certainly generated from the frustration the
entire being of Professor Weltzshmertz Von Sangfreud as he huffed and puffed
his way down the boulevard away from the Gold Dome Savings bank, with his valet
trailing along in his wake. The valet, whose only known name was Beets, kept
his nose high in the air to show his utter disdain for the populace that
surrounded them. He seemed to glide
rather than walk. He had to glide quickly though, because the Professor was
approaching their vehicle, which the Professor referred to as a limousine, but
in reality was just another flivver identical to all the others on the road.
On
a spring day, when the air temperature is as fragile as fine china, any cloud
makes the temperature plummet. But since
the two men were dressed as if it were still the dead of winter, they barely
noticed the drop.
"I
can't understand it. I can't understand it. This man has simply melted into the
very bowels of the city and has left no traces behind. There must be a way to
find him. I will not be thwarted. I must
follow my plan."
"Begging
your pardon, Sir" Beets interjected after he had assisted the Professor
into the rear of the automobile and
himself slipped into the driver's seat. "At what point would be
efficacious to formulate a new plan? One that does not include a specific
private investigator?"
"At
no point! The last will and testament of Homer B. Johnnycake refers
specifically to a Salvatore Antonio Manda. He is to be the instrument of our
investigation into the disappearance and rediscovery of the missing papers that
will insure the immortality of the memory of the honorable Johnnycake and
secure lifelong fame and fortune for myself. Not to mention the security of
lifelong employment for yourself. You don value job security, don't you?"
"Most
assuredly, Sir. I just wish there was a
way to alleviate your frustration. It can't be good for you health, to storm
about day after day like you do."
"My
life is not worth living without the success I know is within my grasp. I will
get those papers, or die trying. Take me to the editorial offices of the Daily
Press."
"Yes
sir. Right away sir." Beets pushed a few buttons and turned a lever and
the car sputtered into life. When the puttering sound reached an acceptable
rhythm, Beets engaged the gears and pulled away from the curb. The car went
several blocks north and crossed a small bridge that ran over the
Beets
parked the car in front of the most ramshackle building in sight. The building seemed to be heaving sighs as it
struggled to remain erect among it's newer and healthier neighbors. The large windows on the upper stories were
dirty and bird excrement accumulated on every available ledge.
The
Professor scanned the unpromising structure as he emerged from his vehicle. His
heart sank. This did not seem to be the place to go to in order to get any
reliable information. But he straightened his posture and marched toward the
entrance to the building with Beets close behind.
The
door was locked. Beets rapped sharply on the glass with a gloved hand. The professor and Beets shuffled their feet
and tried to stay warm as they waited a full minute before they could see
inside an old man, stooped over almost to his waist, shuffling toward the door.
He shouted at them through the glass,
"The Press is a morning newspaper. Our offices don't open up until two in
the afternoon."
The
professor shouted back at him "Surely there must be some people here now
we can talk to. I want to place a classified advertisement among other
things."
The
old man sighed and unlocked the door. He glared at his two visitors. "Got a couple of people upstairs might
be able to help you. Better if you came back later, though."
"We'll
take our chances with the current help, thank you" said the professor as
he strode toward the elevator.
"Elevator
operator don't come in for a while yet.
Stairs are over to your left."
The
professor angrily turned and climbed the stairs with Beets in his wake. The two
were out of breath by the time they reached the second floor. They pushed open the stairwell door and found themselves in a
large open area with desks and file cabinets scattered almost haphazardly
throughout. There were papers
overflowing over every flat surface. At
the far end of the room a man with a green eye shade affixed to his forehead
was sitting at a desk, bent over a large piece of paper with a stubby pencil in
his right hand scribbling away.
The
professor approached the man at the desk and said, "Excuse me, my good
man, could you be of assistance to me."
"I
doubt it," the man said, in a voice just a bit louder than if were
muttering to himself.
The
professor drew in a deep breath to collect himself. "I'm searching for a
certain individual and I was hoping that I might use the facilities of this
newspaper to assist me in that endeavor."
The
seated man still did not look up from his labor. He drew the fingers of his left hand through
his greasy hair and said, "Why not try the police?"
"The
police are simply not an option available to me, for reasons best left
unsaid. Could you please stop for just a
moment and give me your undivided attention?"
The
man through his pencil down on the paper and looked up angrily at the
professor. "Look, mister, this ain't the Missing Person's bureau."
The
professor reached in his pocket and pulled out a silver dollar. He placed it
carefully on the edge of the desk. "Ever hear of Salvatore Manda?"
The
clerk look longingly at the large coin but eventually shook his head
mournfully. "Nah." The
professor made no move to pick up the coin, so the man slowly moved his hand
toward it, saying "Try the morgue upstairs. Bingo ain't supposed to come
on until two, but it seems like he's always there. I think he sleeps
there." The professor still made no move, so the man slowly picked up the
coin and put it in his vest pocket. "Just one flight up. End of the hall
to the right. Big sign on the door. Can't miss it."
"Do
you have reason to believe this Bingo
would know the person I am seeking?"
"No,
but if there was ever a story in the paper about Manda, Bingo will find it.
That's the best I can offer. The best the Press can offer."
"Very
good then. Thank you." and the professor spun on his heel and walked back
to the stairs. Beets hung back a moment to stare at the paper on the man's desk
to see if he could make sense of it. The
paper had boxes drawn all over it, with lines connecting the boxes. Inside the
box tiny words were written.
Beets
asked "What is that?" and the man replied "It's an
organizational chart. The management
decided they wanted me to sort out who works for who. This was due last night. I still ain't got no
clue about a large chunk of people. It's a wonder the paper comes out every day
with even a little bit of information in it."
"Good
luck, " Beets called over his shoulder as he strove to catch up with his
employer, who was already on the fourth step up the stairs that led to the
third floor.
The
lights in the hallway to the third floor were not lit and the little bit of
light that slipped under the cracks at the bottom of the doors gave the hall a
gloomy aspect. They walked carefully
down the hall, eyes wide open to take in what they could in the dim light. At
the end of the hall they saw the door with words painted on the glass that read
"Daily Press Morgue."
The
professor knocked but got no response. Beets knocked louder with the same
result. After some moments of
hesitation, they tried the door. It was not locked. The door opened into a
large room lined floor to ceiling with manilla folders and papers on shelves
that looked like they were on the verge of collapse. The shelves stretched into
the distance. "Hello?" the professor called.
They
heard a voice from around a corner. "Over here," the person yelled.
Rounding
the corner they saw a huge man with shocking red hair sticking straight up from
his scalp. He was on the floor,
stretched out, alternating between writing in a large ledger and looking over a
newspaper spread out next to him. When he saw his visitors he clambered to his
feet. His head practically touched the ceiling.
He smiled broadly and held out his hand in greeting. "Moidah,
Moidah! Ain't had no outside visitors here in a long time. What can Bingo Dougherty do to help youse
guys?"
The
professor shook Bingo's hand. He felt like he was inserting his hand inside a
bowling ball. "We were told you might be able to help us find a certain
individual" the professor said. "What exactly are you doing
here?"
"I'm
the paper's librarian," Bingo said proudly. I make a note of everything
that's in the paper and then cut the articles out and put them in folders which
are saved so I can dig it back out whenever a reporter needs info on someone or
something that was in the paper before so they can say the same thing and add onto
it in the next edition of the paper, see?"
The
professor and Beets nodded their heads.
"Only
there ain't too much call for this kinda stuff because the reporters on this
rag tend to make things up as they go along."
"Could
you please check to see if there are any articles clipped that would include
information on Salvatore Manda?"
"Sure,
sure. Let me see." Bingo consulted with his ledger briefly and lumbered
off around a corner, his eyes fixed on the tabs that jutted out from the edges
of the file folders. "Manda, Manda, Manda" he muttered to himself.
Finally he pulled a file off a shelf and returned to his waiting visitors.
"Not much here, but it's something."
In
the folder were a handful of articles from several years ago relating to a
homicide in which Sal Manda had assisted the police in finding and returning to
Beets
touched the arm of the professor and said "Perhaps we should go and placed
that classified advertisement, sir."
But
at that moment Bingo shouted "Wait a minute!" He was staring at a grainy
photograph from one of the articles in the folder. "Moidah, moidah, I know this guy! Sal...
yeah... Sal. He used to live upstairs
from me uncle. A real loner. I've been
in some speaks with this guy, and not all that long ago at that."
The
professor reached in a vest pocket and pulled out a card with his name and
telephone number on it. He handed it to Bingo. "If you can get Manda to
call this number, have him mention your name and I'll return here the next day
with five dollars for you."
Bingo
stared the card, wide-eyed.
"What
do you say," asked the Professor, "Will you help me?"
"Well
sure, I can go to my Uncle's neighborhood and hit the speaks, as a few
questions. What do you want with this guy?"
"Nothing
bad. Something good in fact. We wish to hire him. He's a detective."
"That
makes sense. I thought there was something deep about him. He wasn't like most
of the bums ya see in the speakeasies."
"Well,
thanks. My valet and I will be grateful
to you for what ever you can do to get him to come to us. In the meantime we'll
go and submit that classified advertisement."
"Yeah,
sure. See you later, I hope." Bingo collapsed back onto the floor and
resumed his work on the ledger.
The
professor returned to the first floor and after eliciting some further
information from the reluctant old watchman, they found the advertising
department and waited impatiently for almost an hour before a clerk showed up.
He assisted them in completing the forms. After paying the fee for the
advertisement, they shook the dust of the building off their clothes and
motored back to the professor's home, some miles outside
Chapter 4 - Sal and Pepper
The
mug holding the gun took no pains to cover his face. This worried Sal. He
looked vaguely familiar. Sal wondered if the mug would think the same of him.
Where had he seen this guy before? The mug had a small crescent shaped scar in
the center of his right cheek. It looked like someone tried to take a bite out
of him some time ago. He had dark bushy eyebrows and stooped slightly. After
what seemed like an eternity the mug spoke.
"OK,
mister. Hand over your wallet, turn around, and slowly walk away. "
Sal
shrugged, his hands still raised above his shoulders. He smiled sadly.
"You sure got bad luck, buddy. I don't even HAVE a wallet."
The
robber was unconvinced. "Come on,
hand it over." Sal stood stock still, saying nothing, just trying to look
sympathetically at his accoster.
"Maybe
I should just drill you and go through your pockets."
"Would
you kill a man for thirty cents?" Sal asked, and slowly lowered his right
hand and pulled the change out of his pocket. He held it out to the
couple. "Perhaps you'd like your
lady friend to verify that there isn't anything in any of my other
pockets. Well, she might find a little
lint, but that's all."
The
woman scowled and said "I told you this scam wouldn't work, you
chump."
"Shaddup,"
her partner ordered.
She
ignored him. "You had me almost convinced with all your fast talk that
we'd take just a few minutes to get a roll of bills. We been here for almost an
hour and the only fish we catch hasn't any dough. Digs, I gotta tell you what a
dope you are."
It
finally came to Sal. "Digby Durham, that's who you are!"
The
mug looked startled and his finger tightened on the trigger. But he recovered
enough to ask Sal, "Who the hell are you. How do you know my name."
"Oh,
let's just say I was in the wrong place at the right time one night when you
decided to throw your weight around. There's a bouncer at O'Brien's who sure
would like to go another round with you. I think his eye is still a little
black from last year."
"Well
now that we've established that you are tough and I'm broke," Sal said,
"Can I put my hands down?"
"First
tell me who you are."
"I'm
Elihu Thurston the fourth. I'm an eccentric millionaire who loves to wander the
streets of the city with no more than a couple of dimes to rub together."
"Very funny. A real comedian.
What am I supposed to do with you now? Just let you walk away to find a
policeman?"
Sal
very slowly lowered his hands.
She
was staring at Sal and she was thinking hard. You could tell by the furrows on
her heavily made up brow. " Maybe we can use him, Digs. Maybe he can get us some
money after all."
"How so?"
"We'll
escort him at gunpoint to some place that has money and have him take it. He obviously needs it as much as we do. After
he makes the heist, he can't go to the police unless he wants to go to jail
himself."
"Say,
that might work. Where do you want to
go?"
"Let's
head over towards
"OK."
he turned back to Sal. "Walk a
couple of steps ahead of us. Act casual. Don't try anything funny, or I'll plug
you in the back. Don't think I wouldn't, cause I
would. When I or the doll tells you to turn left or right, just do it and don't
ask no questions. When we get near a place we'll tell
you what we want you to do."
"I'd
love to help you out, but my mother is expecting me home for dinner in a few
minutes and she'll be very upset if I don't show up on time. I'm never late for
dinner."
"You're
breaking my heart. Get moving!"
Sal
shrugged and walked past them and shuffled down the path in the park that
eventually led back to the sidewalks of
Finally,
about a block ahead they could see the sign for Pelfrio's bakery.
The
woman elbowed her companion and said "I'm getting tired. I can't wait till
we get to the big bucks stores. Let's have him knock over the bakery and we can
get out of town."
"OK
doll, it's your scheme. We'll do the
bakery." He called to Manda. "Bub, stop! Here's what you do. We all walk up to the
store. You go in and tell the guy there's a man outside with a gun who is going
to shoot up the place if he doesn't had over all the money in the store. You
got thirty seconds to come out of the store with the money. If I count to
thirty and you ain't out, I start shooting, and you are the first to get it,
understand?"
"You
talk so clearly, you should be on the radio," Sal replied.
"Shaddup,
wise guy and get moving."
Sam's
brain was boiling. He scanned the street up and down. No possible source of
assistance. He looked at the bakery as he drew near. It was a detached
structure, Looked like there was an apartment above it and a basement
below. The entrance was up a short
flight of three concrete steps with a railing on either side. A plate glass
window displayed an arrangement of cakes and other baked goods. A backdrop precluded any view to the interior
of the store. There were backyard fences behind the building, indicating there
would be no easy escape through any rear entrance.
Sam
was still wondering what to say as he opened the door to the bakery. A cowbell rang noisily as the door swung open
and then closed behind him. The bakery appeared smaller from the inside. Behind
the counter a couple of feet from him, a moon eyed teenager with a face full of
acne looked at him with a complete absence of expression.
"Are
you the only one here?"
"Dad's
out making deliveries."
"Look,
we've only got a few seconds before a guy outside is going to come in here with
a gun, shooting to kill. Do exactly as I say."
The
girl's eyes widened and her mouth fell open.
"Open
the register. Take out the cask drawer. Dump all the money on the floor."
The girl stood stock still. "NOW!" Sal
rushed toward the counter and the girl reached out and pressed the "no
sale" button on the old register and it clanged open. She took out the
drawer. She turned it over and a handful
of bills and a lot of silver hit the linoleum with a clatter.
"Now
give me the drawer." She handed it to him. He looked around. "Go get
that sack of flour and that dishrag that's over in the corner." She turned
and fetched the items. Sal took the sack and emptied the flour into the cash
box, spreading it around quickly. He draped the rag over it. He was about to pick
it up when he had one more thought. He bent down and untied both of his shoes,
making sure the laces were trailing on the ground.
He
picked up the cash drawer and headed for the door. "Be ready to lock the
door and scram out of here as soon as you hear me call you." he called to
the girl without looking back.
Outside
"Your
shoes..."
Sal
leaped to
Sal
ran for a good ten minutes without looking back. Exhausted, he finally glanced
over his shoulder and saw there was no one trailing him. He slowed to a walk
and continued to glance back every few feet. The coast remained clear. He bent down and tied his shoes. Man, what a pain it had been to run all that
way with his shoes untied. His feet were killing him.
He
opened the gun as he walked on and removed the four bullets. He placed them in
his pocket. When he passed by a commercial establishment with a large dustbin
out in front, Sal paused to thrust the gun deep in the bowels of the container.
The
sun was high in sky as Sal walked on. It was a beautiful spring day, but Sal
did not take time to examine any of the trees for buds. He was looking for a
policeman, either on foot or in a vehicle, that he could tell his story
to. They needed to get that maniac
After
another fifteen minutes, Sal found a place to discard the bullets, into a hole
in the curb that led down to a big rainwater pipe under the street.
Suddenly
Sal could see in the distance some excitement surrounding a large house on
The
policeman looked at Sal skeptically. "You don't look hurt."
"No,
but I just been held up at gunpoint and then forced to help the creep try to rob
a store."
"How'd
you get away from the guy?" the policeman asked, still sounding like he
thought he was humoring an insane person.
Sal
sighed. He plunged into the whole story, knowing full well that it didn't sound
believable. He could even feel the
people nearby edging away from him, but not too far because they still wanted
to hear the whole tale. The policeman
was slowly shaking his head as Sal finished. Suddenly Sal felt someone tugging
on his arm. He spun around to see a very pretty young woman with a worried look
on her face.
"Aren't
you Sal Manda?" she asked.
"Why
yes. Do I know you?"
"Remember
The Toddler's
"Oh yeah! Pepper!"
"That's
right!" said Pepper, amazed that Sal remembered her name.
"What's
going on here?"
"Well
I was just taking a walk and saw these young kids selling lemonade and I asked
them where there mother was. They said
she was in the house laying down. So I went up to the
house and found her lying on the floor of the kitchen. I saw that she was still
alive, but she had a big bruise on her forehead. I ran outside and found someone in a nearby
house who let me call the police station."
"Is
that her?" Sal asked as the men in white walked right by Sal and Pepper
and began hoisting the cot into the wagon.
"Sure
is."
"Hmm,"
Sal murmured as he looked at the bruise on the woman's head. There's a little bit of dark blue shoe polish
underneath that dried up blood. Somebody wearing blue shoes kicked her!"
"Maybe
she was in a fight with someone," Pepper said. "Another woman. I don't know any men who wear blue
shoes."
"Look
around through the crowd. There's a chance that the kicker is trying to blend
in here."
Pepper
and Sal wandered separately through the crowd and moments later, Pepper was
motioning to Sal to come over to her.
Pepper held a finger to her lips and pointed to the feet of a broad,
powerful looking woman who was standing right in front of her. The woman was
wearing a large pair of blue shoes. The
shoes looked recently shined, except for the tip of the right one, which looked
like it had been wiped off sometime after the shine had been applied. Sal squatted down behind the woman. He could
see a faint tinge of red on the very tip of the shoe.
Sal
stood up and tapped her on the shoulder. "Excuse me, madam, do you know
who lives in this house."
"Certainly,"
the woman said in a far from friendly tone, she's my next door neighbor. She's
Annabel Strebel."
"Do
you know what happened?"
"No,
I just got here to see them carrying her out.
No great loss. The hussy had been flirting with my husband for the last
few weeks. "
"So
you went over to her house this afternoon and had it out with her, maybe? Told her to lay off your
man. She probably told you to get
lost and you grappled with her. Maybe you managed to throw her down and while
she was on the floor you gave her a swift kick. A swift kick
with you big blue shoe."
The
woman went purple in the face. "Who the hell do you think you are?"
She reached out to grab Sal's neck with her hands. Sal let her grab him, but he
started shouting to attract attention. Soon the same policeman he had been
talking to was pulling the woman away from Sal.
"What's
going on here?" asked the policeman.
Sal
replied "This is the one who knocked out that woman in that house over
there."
"My,
my, we DO have an active imagination, don't we?" the policeman said.
Pepper
stepped up. "She admitted it! I heard her!"
The
woman was beside herself with rage. "I did nothing of the sort!"
Sal
said, look at her right shoe. There's blood on it."
"These
people are totally huts!" the woman shouted.
But
the policeman had taken a good look at the shoe. "Well now, lady, just calm down. Suppose
I have one of my colleagues ask you a few questions...down at the police
station." He took the angry woman by the arm and escorted her to a nearby
police car.
Sal
looked at Pepper. "It's probably a good idea for us to disappear before
that cop comes back," Sal said.
"Follow me," Pepper said, and she darted off back up the hill toward the parkway.